Take a sip:
① Each time wine is poured or sipped by a character. (Have mercy on us, Cersei.)
② Whenever the Iron Throne is mentioned.
③ Whenever Littlefinger does something creepy that makes you hate him even more.
④ Whenever Bran says something creepy that makes you wonder what the hell happened to him.
⑤ Whenever Ser Davos says something that cements his place as Westeros’s ultimate wingman.
⑥ For each human Daenerys’s dragons torch into a human marshmallow.
⑦ Anytime you can’t decide whose side Jaime is really on.
Take a swig:
① Every time you wish Jon and Dany would just get together.
② When you realize that the above situation would be questionable, since (spoiler!) they might actually be related.
③ When the Hound does something to remind us why he’s the best damn character on the show.
④ Anytime Tormund gives Brienne a penetrating glare only a wildling in love could give.
⑤ Anytime Brienne ignores said glare.
⑥ When there’s an ungodly amount of traveling that magically occurs over the span of two scenes.
⑧ Every time Lyanna Mormont brings a Twitter-worthy, progressively feminist statement to the small council table.
Finish your drink:
① If a major character dies. (Then proceed to profusely cry afterward and vent on Twitter.)
② If (and when) the Army of the Dead arrive at the Wall.
③ When Jon finally discovers his true parentage.
Finish the entire bottle:
① If that absurd theory of Bran really being the Night King turns out to be true.